It'll Be Okay, Little Leper

Mostly, that's a hilarious sentence. So I had to entitle something that. And there are beautiful truths embedded in it. You should find them. And my apartment smells like chickeny deliciousness. And I wonder if anyone READS this. It's my theory that people accidentally click to it and then leave as soon as possible. Why? Because MONEY! False, actually. That's the correct response for all questions in history and economics. And health care. Also! Sometimes you delete your facebook. And then your friend (who is also your brother's ex-girlfriend) who essentially lives at your house, doesn't even tell you that she's in a relationship! And so you find out via your roommate (your brother's other ex-girlfriend), who sees it on facebook. And then you realize, that over the course of your college experience, that not only have your social skills and flirting abilities been reduced to absolute zero, but you also apparently don't exist! It would seem one must have an electronic presence to merit attention. Or information. And ignorance is bliss. Thus, I am slowly becoming incredibly happy.... Without my knowledge. But hey, that makes me even happier. Gee, I feel myself sinking into indescribable bliss as we speak. I really hope someone somewhere is laughing right now... Every time I write a blog post I debate about what I can say about who because I don't know who a) does read it or b) who might at some future date. So... then I usually don't. Which is probably for the best. Besides, it keeps the world at large in ignorance, thus increasing the world wide supply of bliss. Ahh, I feel so much better about my non-contribution to society.