Chapter 17: In Which I Most Lilkely Fail A Chemistry Test

Sometimes, I really just don' wanna. Today is one of those days. Or nights maybe. I have a chemistry test to take, and no desire to study. Which would be alright if I were better prepared. But I'm not. Obviously... In any event, I'm sitting at my computer, thinking about studying. But it's my roommates birthday, so now we're going to go feed males cake. Which is good, cuz I certainly can't eat it. Which is  a gluten intolerance issue, not a must-stay-skinny issue. You know what they say, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Obviously, as we have cake, and I can't eat it. But I have it. I always thought that was a dumb saying. This might make it dumber... Who knows. Anywho. Roommate, the ancient two whole decades age today. Age is weird stuff. No matter how old I get, someone who was the age I happen to be always seemed older. And I think that will forever be the case. I'll always be young, merely because someone else got there first. And then I'll die of old age and wonder how it happened... And now we feed people cake.