Monday, July 22, 2013

Well, That's A Bit Odd

Remember that roommate I used to have? I taught her how to do handstands, and she's a porn star, and has a 30 year old boyfriend? Yeah, so the important part in this story is the 30 year old boyfriend. The next important part is the part where she may be delaying a mission to possibly marry the guy, who may be proposing soon. Also, I have a friend that I went to high school with. We are good friends, and there are essentially two women he dates. Me and a curvy expensive car (bahahahahaha! Some of you will get that....). Point is. He asked me out. I could not go, for personal health reasons, and I would have to take the day off and he asked the night before. So. That was a no. And like I said, he only dates two women. Other women who he could have dated either had newly acquired boyfriends and were in love, or were backpacking off in the wilderness. That kind of thing. So he was freaking out about finding a woman. So I say to roommate, "You should go. That would be hilarious." (We are Latin dancing at the time. It's been quite uneventful for the past while). This suggestion results in just that. So my friend from high school who may or may not be madly in love with me, took my ex-roommate who is also my brother's ex-girlfriend who is practically engaged to a 30 year old man on a date. Which was a triple that included my little brother, and the other two were boys that I had been their first dates for. Just some of those crazy random happenstances of life. Plus, later that day she had a date with her boyfriend. Hilarious? I think yes. Appreciable by the boyfriend.....? I don't actually know. Knowing my friend, and the content of their date's discussion, I would say yes, as he is about as threatening in the romance area as a stuffed bunny, without any hard facial features.

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