Y Not?

I will tell why not. Because I have never been to the Y, and did not know anything about how to get there. And then the other Y not would be because the Ecuadorian friend with you at 10:30 pm who wants to hike the Y doesn't know how to get there either! That's Y not. He told me he knew how to get there because he had been several times and such and such. But really he didn't. Mostly his way of getting there involved driving in the general direction of the mountain on which the Y was. And that was about as close as he was getting. And he made me go this way, and that, and back again, and around this way, and up to there, and turn left, then right, then left, left, right, left, right, right. Basically he had no idea. We did, however, eventually find it. I sincerely believe it was a fortunate accident. And because I lovingly supported my little brothers' dancing and got lost repeatedly looking for a giant piece of the alphabet, there is no Latin excitement this week.